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Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids