LORD_AVE

Hook, Line, and Swinger Stay airborne by swinging from one grappling hook point to another

Scouting Mission Gather information using a scout

Sole Sanctum Unlock the Hideout

Prologue Complete the Prologue

Unseen Perform 5 assassinations in a row without being noticed or entering combat

Adept Shinobi Perform your first assassination

Adept Samurai Perform your first Finisher as Yasuke

Platinum Sam Unlock all trophies.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

Fulbert le Fou Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Southern Gentleman Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Mushroom Surprise Find out what happened to the English airman.

Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

For the Cause Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Heads Up! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

All Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Max Pain Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

No Surrender Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Pow Pow! Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle.

All Roads Lead To Rome Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Hot Hot Hot Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Veni Vidi Witchy Kill a Witchbride using C4.