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The greatest gift Get 36 fragments

That IS bad luck Die with 36 fragments

Super fast Get 36 fragments in less than 10 Min

So close Die with 35 fragments

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

The fastest one Get 36 fragments in less than 6 Min

Platinum Midnight Become a master collector

Toaster in the Tub The player has shocked an enemy in the water

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Resurrection Climb from the pit of Hades

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Rock Their World Acquire the Head of Euryale

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Boss Batch 2 Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus

Swinger Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Learning to Fly Acquire the Icarus Wings