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Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

The End Completed the game

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... Collect all Uber Chests

A Meeting with Destiny Completed Episode 5.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Eye Sore Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

The Lost City Completed Episode 6.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Stealth Master Made it to the cathedral without being spotted.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Bigger Bang Complete story mode on Normal difficulty

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.