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Capitalist In multiplayer, snag the most Collectabells in a level 20 times.
20/20

Metameric Malady Cleared the Colossal Canopy of its pest problem.

Death Dodger Keep an Ally alive for an entire combat while they take twice their max Health in damage

Pasta of Prophets Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Diabetes Defender Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Pop 'n' Lobber Defeat 30 of Vex's minions from a distance.
30/30

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

Call in a Favor Use a Summon

Class Warfare Equip powers from 2 different classes

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Gymnastic Fantastic While in the air, perform four actions before touching the ground.

Slide Away Over the course of your adventure, collect 3000 points while sliding.
3000/3000

Multitasking Defeat multiple minions simultaneously 10 times.
10/10

Bounder Defeat 30 of Vex's minions by bouncing on them.
30/30

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
30/30

Buddy Beater In multiplayer, get the top score on the scoreboard 20 times.
20/20

You've got potential, squire! Faced off against the Master of the Uproar on the Soaring Summit.

Potty Trained Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

N7 Elite ME3: Acquire all trophies

Gunsmith ME3: Upgrade any weapon to level 10.

Long Service Medal Finish Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 with the same character

Legend ME3: Mission accomplished.

Patriot ME3: Make the final assault.

Executioner ME3: Defeat an old adversary.

Hijacker ME3: Hijack an Atlas mech.

Well Connected ME3: Send a warning across the galaxy.

Last Witness ME3: Extract ancient technology.