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Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

The Guide Collect all Virgil commentaries

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Light in the Dark Reach Holy Level 7

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Holy Man Max out the Holy path

The Damned Punish or absolve all 27 shades of The Inferno

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Death's Apprentice Reach Unholy Level 7

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Man of Evil Max out the Unholy path

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold

Poetry in Motion Perform a 666 hit combo

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Keep Up the Good Work Clear all threat in Gutgash's territory

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Covered in Brass Earn 150 different medals.

Razing Legend Take down all Scrotus camps

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.

Sneaking Around Get through the aircraft carrier's bridge area without being noticed.

Weapons Master Use all the weapons in the game and kill ten enemies with each of them.

Light Relics Find all Holy relics

Back in My Day Complete the entire game on Veteran.

Heirlooms Collect all the serpent emblems.

Dark Relics Find all Unholy relics

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Well Done, Judas Find All 30 pieces of silver

Spreading the Word Clear all threat in Pink Eye's territory

Bomb Specialist Clear all minefields

Leave It to the Pro Complete the entire game on Professional.