Kraps_12

Zombie Massacre Defeat 500 zombies.

Finish What You Start Perform a coup de grâce on ten enemies.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Rising Up Earn a level-four title.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Counterintelligence Complete Chapter 2 in Ada's campaign.

This Takes Me Back Complete Chapter 3 in Ada's campaign.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Ada's Demise Complete Chapter 4 in Ada's campaign.

What's Next? Complete Chapter 5 in Ada's campaign.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Forbidden Love Find and absolve both Francesca da Polenta and Paolo Malatesta

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Betrayed with a Kiss Find 20 pieces of silver

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Power of the Cross Find all 3 Beatrice stones

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.