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Botanist Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

I Come in Peace Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Shocking Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

That's all people really want to do... Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Zoologist Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Turdball Wizard Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Cannibals Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

No Refunds Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Screw This Noise You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

A Little Help, Please Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Don't Cross the Streams Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Teratomo? Teratomo! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Teratomo Defeated Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Open Seasame Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Ambidextrous Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

It's Not In The Game Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Little Shop of Horrors Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Cragclaw Defeated Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually. Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Deleted But Not Forgotten Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

For Science! Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

I Feel The Same. I Think? Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Flippin' the bird Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Phone Home Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Return To Sender Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

Aaaaaaand we're back You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

He Slimed Me Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Colonizer Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

This Is the End Complete the story DLC

Farewell, Old Friend Beat CHAR-les

For Chief's a Jolly Good Fellow Save Sechenov

Terminator's Death Use an industrial press to destroy robots

Clean in Two Defeat the Second Twin

Participation Trophy Beat the game in Multiplayer in Easy difficulty.

Survivalist Survive in Level 0 for 15 minutes.

Escaped! Complete the final ending in any difficulty.

Escape Level 9223372036854775807 Find the exit in Level 922.

Escape Level 974 Find the exit in Level 974.

Escape the Grassrooms Find the exit in the Grassrooms.

Escape the Death Slides Find the exit in the Death Slides.