Kelhtuhzaad

SHELTER Kara and Alice slept in the motel or the squat

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Run For Your Life! Run away from 3 fights with a hippo.

The Hyena Complete Main Quest "The Hyena".

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.