Kaktuss

Cutting it Close Use your suit's oxygen in an ill-advised manner.

Harmonic Convergence Pick up all traveler instruments simultaneously with your signalscope.

Humility opens the floodgates Bring the sword statue to a standstill.

Setting a trap for others Defeat Vasa, the Huntress.

Ambition Finish the Fourth Lifetime

Love Fish and Bird meet in the middle 200 times

Loneliness Finish the Third Lifetime

Liveliness Finish the Second Lifetime

Innocence Finish the First Lifetime

A hungry stomach has no ears Defeat the Gluttonous Feastro.

Wrath upon the enraged Defeat the Enraged Moth Beast.

Nietzsche taken to heart Kill an enemy with another enemy.

The Villa Bully Sunny Villa: Defeat all Coward Rhynocs

Slap Attack Simultaneously slap each other.

The Boulder Get 2500 or more for 'Hatched From Stone Eggs' (FFA).

Stick Irwin Become the target of a snake and survive the round

4D Stickmen Win a match where a black hole appears

Walkover Win a round by every opponent falling off the map

The Real Deal Complete Basic Training.

Captain Score 250,000 points in defense mode

Lieutenant Score 150,000 points in defense mode

Sergeant Score 80,000 points in defense mode

Corporal Score 30,000 points in defense mode

Private Score 10,000 points in defense mode

Long, Strange Trip Complete all Areas of Journey Mode.

Engineer Glue four blocks together

Not so scary after all Kill 3 different bosses (available in Easy mode)

Not So Sharp Die on barbed wire 10 times

Droppin' Bills Die with the coin 10 times

Back to the Basics Win without any special points

French Fika Lick the croissant

Smoke and Flames Defeat 100 enemies using a Rocket Launcher (Campaign)

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's... Travel 2,000 meters during a single mission using the Jet Lifter PA-Gear

Lifter Captain Complete 10 missions using the Jet Lifter PA-Gear

That Might've Been Important! Destroy a "mysterious machine" (Campaign)

Valiant Defender Defeat 100 enemies using an Assault Rifle (Campaign)

Earth Angel Complete a mission in which not a single NPC ally retreats due to damage (Campaign)

Doom from the Skies Complete the prologue

Craftsperson Attach two blocks together with glue

A New Friend Appears Unlock a character

Gettin' the Hang of It Play 10 games

Gettin' Fancy Unlock an outfit

Trapmaster Set a trap and have it triggered

Alchemist Directly hit an opponent with a thrown Beaker Power-Up.

Ejection Get pooped by the Cat Shuttle

Unlock 25 Minifigures Unlock 25 Minifigures
25/25

Next In Line Clear 1,000 Lines.
1000/1000

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down