Ka1zar_Marcus

Congrats on the victory! Won the Arcade Quest Gong Tournament.

Let the blistering sands consume you. Triggered 10 Tornados. (Excluding offline player battles)

Behold, the fruits of my labors. Dealt 70+ damage in an air combo. (Excluding offline player battles)

Your fate is already decided. Activated Heat 5 times with a Heat Engager. (Excluding offline player battles)

What a rush! Performed 5 Heat Bursts. (Excluding offline player battles)

That was too easy! Achieved a perfect victory. (Excluding offline player battles)

... Performed a Hard Floor Break. (Excluding offline player battles)

Beyond Perfection Obtain all trophies

Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs

Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris

Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska

Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it