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Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers) Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Let’s Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Be Kind Rewind Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!

Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

You're My Favorite Deputy! Unlock all trophies in Disney•Pixar Toy Story 3.

The Road Untraveled Reach the TV truck without falling on the road.

Sticky Situation Find 8 stickers.

Little Green Space Ace Find 8 space rocket pieces.

Team Effort Switch Aliens 50 times or less to reach the crane.

Where's the Off Switch? Don't fall on the conveyor belt before you save Jessie.

Smells Like Plastic Find 8 artificial flowers.

Jessie's Hat Collection Find 8 toy hats.

Magnetic Personality Knock down 5 red magnets in one go.

Zookeeper Find 8 animal blocks.

Renovation Expert Knock down 6 suspended ceiling parts in one go.

Butterfly Effect Find 8 plastic butterflies.

Walking Artist Walk on 8 painting tubes in one go.

Balling over It Knock over 5 balls in one go.

Not So Puzzling Find 8 jigsaw puzzle pieces.

Bully Woody Scare 8 pigeons in one go.

Fly, Fly Away Find 8 paper planes.

Find a Bite to Eat Find 8 food toys.

Bullseye in a China Shop Knock over 3 jars in one go.

Woody's Windmill Whirl Find 8 windmill toys.

Picture Perfect Straighten up 6 pictures in one go.

Buzz Bubblers Find 8 bubble makers.

Has Anyone Seen My Keys? Find a way to switch off car lights.

Sarge's Brilliance Find 8 bulbs.

Operation: Blindside Close 2 blinds in one go.

On the Tracks Again Find 8 rail tracks.

Where Are All the Monkeys? Break 30 barrels in one go.

Montero Justicia Recruit the Monteros

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.