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Crop Circle Found a crop circle and heard a mysterious voice

Laughing Octopus Doll Defeated Laughing Octopus by non-lethal means, and obtained the Laughing Octopus Doll

Liquid Sun Cleared Act 1 (Middle East)

Handle with Caution Broke off the most important part of a statue

Beagle Get the infinity wig

Yorkie Get the bandana

Johnny on the Spot Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations

In It to Win It Place first in 50 different VR/Alternative missions

No Boss of Mine Complete Boss Survival

Tell Me a Tale Complete at least one of the Snake Tales

Love Hurts Watch Rose kill Raiden on a rooftop

Casting Theater Watch something in the Casting Theater

A Cut Above Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty

Pacifist Run Clear the game without killing anyone

Complete Stealth Clear the game without entering Alert Mode (not including events where Alert Mode is mandatory)

Vamp Eyer Catch a glimpse of Vamp standing in the streets of New York during the end cinematic

Another Snake Bites the Dust Defeat Solidus Snake

No Ray, José Defeat Metal Gear RAY

Weapon Completionist: Plant Collect every type of weapon in the Plant

Sharing Is Caring Befriend Olga Gurlukovich

Photo Finish Acquire the digital camera

Don't Taze Me, Bro Tranquilize 100 enemies

I Think You Need a Hug, E Find Emma Emmerich

Vampire Slayer Defeat Vamp

Bohemian Candidate Meet President James Johnson

No-Fly Zone Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II

Thanks, Ames Learn the location of the president

To Catch a Predator Lure a guard with a girlie magazine

Moving Day Collect all boxes

Cover-to-Cover Solid 2: Books of the Patriots Read all the pages in the Screenplay Book

Nothing Personal Break the neck of 30 enemies

Bye Bye Big Brother Destroy 5 cameras

Piece of Cake Complete a VR or Alternative mission

Rent Money Beat 30 enemies unconscious

Party's Over Defeat Fatman

Lady Fortune Survive Fortune's attack

Bomb Squad Learn how to defuse C4 bombs from Peter Stillman

Hold Up-aholic Hold up 30 enemies

My Rations... Get sea lice all over your rations

Spaghetti Cinema Meet Revolver Ocelot

Who Ya Gonna Call? Take a clear photograph of the ghost image in Hold No. 2

Sexting Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants

Caution: Hot Down an enemy with steam from a pipe

Steel Grip Attain grip level 3

Weapon Completionist: Tanker Collect every type of weapon on the Tanker

Snake Beater Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself

Kissing Booth Kiss a poster in a locker

Hurt Locker Put an enemy in a locker

Lights Out Defeat Olga Gurlukovich

Down in Smoke Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher