Jordan_On_Tinder

So Long, and Thanks For All The Ghosts Don't feel bad for killing a dolphin. They've done some horrible things. For real. Look it up.

#1 Scientist You made the ultimate sacrifice for science. Good work.

Dr. Gurgula Will Return... Found all of Dr. Gurgula's hidden transmissions... maybe he'll finally be important in the 3rd game?

Starstruck You spared a movie star's life. He better thank you in his acceptance speech.

Thats A Wrap on Character Actor Fred Melamed Great job voicing the Blue Wizard, Fred! We loved you in "A Serious Man"!

Why do you know all that stuff? Prove your Galactic Tax Code prowess.

All Your Vase Are Belong to Us Break all of Apples' vases. He just can't have nice things, court order.

Nice Day With Jeppy You're a good sibling. If Jeppy grows up to be a bad person, it's not on you.

Dad's All, Folks You saved your dad but left a raging monster loose in Wyoming. Let's just call it a win!

Invasive Procedure You assassinated a Senator and almost killed yourself in the process.

Was That A Wiener? We can't actually tell if you drew a wiener. But if you did, this was probably a little funny.

Smash That Kreg Button Congratulations, you have murdered an animal rights activist.

Witness the Burning Bush This must be what Moses saw when he, too, burned off Kreg Button's pants.

Columbo in Space You perfectly solved the murder mystery. You got every detail just right. You didn't cheat, right?

Dunston Has Checked In Navigate the laser maze with perfect precision to help a new friend.

Broke the Code You broke the Bounty Hunter code, and now you're a wanted outlaw. Good luck!

The Good Ending Wow, that was easy!

The Right Man for the Job Complete Unknown Signal.

A Lunar Challenge Complete a mission in a special sector.

Our Promise Complete the game on any difficulty.

Escape Artist Unlock every escape hatch.

Mini-Hunter Supreme Shoot every Mini Cabin.

Sentinel Breach Take down the Sentinel.

Master of the Simulator Complete the main objective in every Training Sim.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop Print all obtainable weapons, hacking nodes, and abilities during the main story.

Clean Up on Aisle Three Cleanse three or more enemies at the same time.

Awakening Fix up Diana.

Mission Unveiled Make it to Nexus Tower.

Can I Borrow That? Confuse a certain enemy and borrow its shield.

Courage in Desperation Repel the LunaDigger while progressing through the Lunum Mines.

Entrusted Memory Get the stop code.

Another Pragmata Meet the trapped girl.

Top-Shelf Item Upgrade a weapon using Pure Lunum.

Who Needs Guns!? Deal 3000 hacking damage in a single hack.

IT'S OVER 6000! Deal 6000 gunshot damage in one second.

Mister Simulator Complete the main objective in a Training Sim.

The Purr-fect Guide Reach the Comms Tower.

Cradle Surveyor Reach 100% sector progress in a sector.

Blackout! Complete a Cabin Stamp Board.

Peekaboo Win at hide-and-seek.

Replicating Extraordinaire! Complete an REM series.

Round 'Em Up Defeat three enemies at the same time with the Lim Recycler.

You're Not Getting Away That Easy Defeat a Sweeper bot.

Red-Zoned and Loving It Secure a Red Zone.

Thanks for Everything! Receive a picture as a present.

Power Trip Restore power.

Wall? What Wall? Find a Holo-Wall.

For Me? Give an REM as a present.

Well Spotted! Shoot a Mini Cabin.

Small Talk Talk to Diana in the Shelter.