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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Barnsworth's Best Unlocked all other trophies

Cheek to Cheek Harrass a service worker

Tough Tatties Help Marge chop her Chippies

The Ol' One Two Watch Bobby's Party Trick

Think F.A.S.T. Learn about Larry's favourite drinks

Ménage à trois Visit Polly and Paul in their home

No Post on Thuesdays Damage every postbox

Patience is a Virtue Wait in reception

Thank Goodness it's Over! Finish the game

Breakfast In Bed Go soup shopping

Spill the Beans Kick a man when he's down

Done Up Like a Kipper Satisfy a fishmonger

Mole Supper An invitation rescinded

Shell Shocked Rid Sue of her snail problem

Still at Large Capture a notorious criminal

Milk Shy No More Have a nice cup of tea

The People's Princess Smash a commemorative plate

Open For Business Fix the Fryer

Bobby Knocker Hit every closed door

Green Fingers Go against Graham's advice

Friend of the Forest Find all the woodland creatures

Cream of the Crop Grow a lovely tomato

Everything Must Go Help Nick open a new shop

The Beans are on the Windowsill! Satiate Brigadier Bean Tin