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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Lunar Lieutenant Reached level 10.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

A Better World Let every possible character die and chose to go with them to the Infraworld.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

All Endings... Saw all endings.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons

BEYOND: TWO SOULS™ MASTER Collected all trophies!

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Fed The Fish You completed the mission "Uncle Vlad".

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Grind 'n' Bear It Used the Grinder to create an item.

Ring the Bell (Quelaag's Domain) Ring Bell of Awakening in Quelaag's domain.