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Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Almost Too Easy Went to the containment shield with the General.

Two Souls Launched a scene in Duo mode.

Off the Plane GTA Online: Complete the Introduction.

Cold Blood Did not impress or scare the teens with Aiden.

Fashion Sense Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Possessive Spy Finished the mission using only the Sheik.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Chose Afterlife Entered the Infraworld.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

The Savannah Complete all levels in The Savannah

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

8X Multiplier! Get an 8X Multiplier

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Dejamminated Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.