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Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Almost Too Easy Went to the containment shield with the General.

Off the Plane GTA Online: Complete the Introduction.

Two Souls Launched a scene in Duo mode.

Fashion Sense Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material

Cold Blood Did not impress or scare the teens with Aiden.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Possessive Spy Finished the mission using only the Sheik.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

The Savannah Complete all levels in The Savannah

Chose Afterlife Entered the Infraworld.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

8X Multiplier! Get an 8X Multiplier

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Dejamminated Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.