JimmyTheDoomed

Quick Tempered Fully upgrade your rage

Why Fight It? Fully upgrade the Blades of Chaos

Worthy Fully upgrade the Leviathan Axe

Fire and Brimstone Complete all of the Trials of Muspelheim

Darkness and Fog Retrieve all treasure from the Workshop’s center chamber

Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Allfather Blinded Kill all of Odin’s Ravens

Chooser of the Slain Defeat the nine Valkyries

Father and Son Obtain all other trophies

Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Epic Fumble Force an enemy to drop dynamite that kills two people when exploding.

A Cut Above Defeat 5 enemies with the Knife.

Only the half left Get 18 fragments

Get the Ball Rolling Complete the Challenge of Atlas

Widowmaker Kill 40 enemies with the shotgun.

Roll Over ... and Die Win the first Cerberus fight

Kratos' Marble Collection Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Totally Baked Complete the Sacrifice

Key to Success Collect all of the Muse Keys

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The greatest gift Get 36 fragments

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

That IS bad luck Die with 36 fragments

Super fast Get 36 fragments in less than 10 Min

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

So close Die with 35 fragments

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.