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The longest hike Walk 100 miles...

Dogs of war Collect the first dog tag.

Counseling Collect the first psychiatrist's note.

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Rain Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Club Hit 700 times!

Nosey Caesar Hit 550 times!

Go eat cake Hit 500 times!

20th century diet Hit 350 times!

Micro downsizing Hit 200 times!

Balls of yarn Amazing Story (150 hits)

Something important A Story About Life. (120 hits)

Young Boy I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)