Jack_Crunkie

High Stakes Win a run on at least Gold Stake difficulty

From here to eternity Go to the Shelter and rest…

Perception is Reality Obtain all trophies

Fire Safety Achieved Pull all the fire alarms

Fires Extinguished Empty all fire extinguishers

Superluminal Beat the game in under 35 minutes

Speed Runner Beat the game in under an hour

Kasparov Make the last move

Biggest Fan Finish developer commentary mode

Polite Recognition Find the hidden trophy

Stars Align Complete all constellations

Chess Master Find all secret chess pieces

Feeling Blue Find all blueprints

Vaguely Activated Achievement Congratulations on doing something!

Why Are You Like This? Clone an object way too many times

Soda Connaisseur Drink all sodas

Take Your Trash Elsewhere Fail at throwing away trash

Expert Fire Alarmist Pull enough fire alarms

Environment Saved! Place a soda can in a recycling bin

Sugar Crash Break a soda can

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

A-ha! Obtain something by closely examining an item.

She's Alive Travel to Louisiana.

Mindful Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode

Wake Up Beat the game

Son of Man An apple for a head

Fire Alarmist Pull one fire alarm

Please Use Other Door Find the nook in Optical

Please Recycle Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Up Urs! Defeat Uriaș in the stronghold.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Strategist Defeat at least three enemies with one attack in the story.

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Got No Strings Defeat Donna and Angie.

Hunter Hunt an animal during the story.

That Sucked! Defeat the mutated Dimitrescu.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Get the Ball Rolling Solve a Labyrinth.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

Patron Purchase something from the Duke in the story.

Petty Thief Unlock a simple lock with a lockpick.

Gunsmith Equip a gun with a customizable part.