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Somebody Else? Played as Aiden for the first time.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.