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Sleight of hand Disarm an enemy by shooting a weapon from their hand

Icebreaker Survive the helicopter crash

Hallucination Be defeated by yourself.

Gir-Tab Defeat the Gir-Tab variant.

Secret World Discover your first secret world.

Uruku Defeat the Uruku variant.

Hack Glitch your first enemy.

Telal Defeat the Telal variant.

Xedur Defeat the Xedur variant.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

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Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Prizes, Plunder, and Adventure! Win every trophy

Dilettante Fill all Art Collection and Equipment slots in the Great Inagua manor

Ever A Splinter Stop a Templar plot (complete Sequence 12, Memory 5)

Zero Waste Restore a map from map pieces

Grandmaster Win at each of the different tavern games

Edward Catway Break 50 potted plants

Friend To All Interact with all seven friendly animals

Cartographer Visit every location in the game

Devil of the Caribbean Defeat all legendary ships

Ship This Fully upgrade the Jackdaw

Seven Deadly Seas Find all treasure chests in underwater shipwrecks

The Memory of My Enemy Display all character portraits in the Great Inagua manor

Hungover Wake up in a haystack

Double Tap Parry two Ocelot attacks in rapid succession

Blow The Man Down Shoot down all the hanging bodies in Long Bay

Ed the Diver Swim a total of 1000m underwater, excluding underwater shipwrecks

Let Me Explain After a perfect parry, perform a total of four takedowns

Last To Leave Take a seat on a burning ship

Matador Dodge a total of three charge attacks by a Wild Pig

Davy Jones' Locker Swim to the lowest point on the map

All Hands On Deck Recruit all Officers

Dressing Overall Equip new cosmetics in each of the Jackdaw's vanity slots

The Hangman Kill 10 enemies by hanging them with the rope dart

Gun-kata Use pistols to kill four enemies in a row within five seconds

Overdesign IV Kick a berserk enemy caught in smoke off a ship

Caught 'Em All Catch at least five enemies within a single smoke bomb

Unsinkable Survive a rogue wave taken from the side

Perfect Predator Get a perfect harpoon shot on a Great White Shark

Collective Madness Add one of each ship class to Kenway's fleet