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Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Cheater Cheater Activate a Tweak

Up a Short Creek Without a Paddle Beat 'Chapter 12 - Heading Upriver' in less than 5 minutes

Follow the Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

These Walls Can't Stop Me Beat 'Chapter 5 - The Fortress' in less than 10 minutes

The End Completed the game

A Speedy Reunion Beat 'Chapter 16 - The Treasure Vault' in less than 7 minutes

Charted! - Crushing Finish the Game on Crushing Without Changing the Difficulty

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Platinum Earn all Uncharted: Drake's Fortune™ Remastered Trophies

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

RESIDENT EVIL 5 Platinum Trophy Congratulations! You've overcome all your fears in RESIDENT EVIL 5!

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
9/10

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
2/6

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
31/50

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
2/3

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
2/8

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line