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Behold the Betrayal More eyes do not see more than the mortal trifles.

The Cockerel Crowed Long and short, far and near, each span has its year.

The Sire and Sons "For what deed, must the four waters they governed roam free?"

Happy Harvest Fields kept trim leave time to skim.

Shifting Sands The beetle came with drumbeats' call, and left with waves' gentle fall.

Nifty Nonsense The fat monk failed, for he spoke too much.

A Great Gust There will be more sages if their maker still engages.

Creative Concoction Tonics are well and good, but not to be wolfed like food!

Blazing Black Wind Of all things to learn, you chose to play with fire?

Temple of Taint Now at an end is the elder's long wait for the journeyer.

Brew of Bravery Fresh brew in an old cask. May it stir a great task!

A Spark of Thought Nothing sparks your talents more than a spark of thought.

Home is Behind The old monkey has told his tale. Onward you must go.

The Hunt Begins Destroy one Mr. Raccoon memoriam.

Déjà vu Encounter an outbreak in Wrenwood.

Can I Borrow This? Throw a weapon dropped by an enemy.

Hunting Season Complete chapter "The Cult"

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!