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Everyday Life Complete 10 World Events

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Rampage Complete your first raid in England

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

To England! Leave Norway

The Saga Begins Complete the Prologue

The Collector Buy every weapon off the walls in a single Zombies game.

Sally Likes Blood Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Stand Down Complete the campaign on any difficulty.

Clarity Crack the code.

Never get off the boat Find the Soviet connection in Laos.

Up close and personal Silently take out 3 VC.

Some wounds never heal Escape the Past.

Broken English Escape Kowloon.

SOG Rules Retrieve the dossier and the defector from Hue City.

The Dragon Within Kill 10 NVA with Dragon's Breath rounds.

Looks don't count Break the siege in the battle of Khe Sanh.

A safer place Sabotage the Soviet space program.

VIP Receive orders from Lancer.

Give me liberty, or give me death Escape Vorkuta.

Vehicular Slaughter Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break.

Sacrifice Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba.

Death to Dictators Take down Castro with a headshot.

Ready For Deployment Reach rank 10 in Combat Training.

See Salt Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)

Harper? I Barely Know Her! Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.
50/50

Porch Pirate Find every scattered Muxxalon package.
58/58

Cardbored Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.
9/9

Mux Ado About Shipping Defeat Mux.

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
100/100

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.

Fall In Love With A Parasite Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

Meet Frasier from Frasier Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Bathe With A Giant Nude Alien Take a bath with Toxxo.

Give Away All Your Money Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.

Call Your Loved Ones Hey, you got all the trophies. And that’s great. But people have been asking about you. Are you okay?

Mods Please Ban Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.
92/92

Playing Card To Get Collect every trading card in the game.
27/27

Luglox Genocide Find and open every Luglox chest.
227/227

Bragging Rights Win the Super Bowl in an online league.

Hit for the cycle With your defense record one force fumble two interceptions and three sacks in a game

Flawless Victory Win a game holding your opponent to zero

MVP Win MVP with one of your players.

ROTY Win Rookie of the Year with one of your players.

Down but not out Win a game where you were behind at the start of the fourth quarter

A Buck Fiddy Rush for 150 yards in a game with one player

Three the hard way Finish the game with at least 300 yards passing and no interceptions