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Our Promise Complete the game on any difficulty.

Who Needs Guns!? Deal 3000 hacking damage in a single hack.

Escape Artist Unlock every escape hatch.

Clean Up on Aisle Three Cleanse three or more enemies at the same time.

Sentinel Breach Take down the Sentinel.

Round 'Em Up Defeat three enemies at the same time with the Lim Recycler.

Peekaboo Win at hide-and-seek.

Replicating Extraordinaire! Complete an REM series.

Cradle Surveyor Reach 100% sector progress in a sector.

IT'S OVER 6000! Deal 6000 gunshot damage in one second.

Well Spotted! Shoot a Mini Cabin.

Awakening Fix up Diana.

Mission Unveiled Make it to Nexus Tower.

Entrusted Memory Get the stop code.

Top-Shelf Item Upgrade a weapon using Pure Lunum.

Another Pragmata Meet the trapped girl.

Blackout! Complete a Cabin Stamp Board.

You're Not Getting Away That Easy Defeat a Sweeper bot.

Wall? What Wall? Find a Holo-Wall.

Mister Simulator Complete the main objective in a Training Sim.

The Purr-fect Guide Reach the Comms Tower.

Thanks for Everything! Receive a picture as a present.

Red-Zoned and Loving It Secure a Red Zone.

Power Trip Restore power.

For Me? Give an REM as a present.

Small Talk Talk to Diana in the Shelter.

Rendezvous Make it to the Shelter.

Trinketeer Unlock your first Trinket.

Actually, They're a Good Source of Protein Eat a Bug.

In-Flight Meal Have a snack in the air.

Gotta Go Frog Break 100mph.

Part Man, Part Machine, All Correct Pass the RoboCop fan's test.

Insider Gain a mysterious ally.

Thank You for Your Noncooperation Eliminate any enemy by performing a finisher.

Unfinished Business Complete the quest Assault on Metro West.

Skyfall Jump out of a plane in Slovakia

I expect you to die Survive the explosion at the hotel in Slovakia

Shaken not stirred Complete your first assignment at the nightclub

From Malta with love Complete your training as a recruit in Malta

Sleight of hand Disarm an enemy by shooting a weapon from their hand

Icebreaker Survive the helicopter crash

Well, Take A Look At You Don't miss a single jump or slide while rescuing Cassandra.

From The Hip Hit all the cans in under 30 seconds.

Cone Island, Baby. Knock over 10 traffic cones during the skate from Rockford's house.

Leaves That Are Green Clear the leaves in under 45 seconds.

Sofa King Fast Get the couch in place within 30 seconds.

Paint it, Black, If You Want. Paint the entire door in under 30 seconds.

Don't. Move. Take 20 photos in Bodacious Cretaceous.

Instructions Not Required Complete minimaster assembly in under 15 seconds.

Cycle Complete Completed all 8 episodes