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Going Steady A girl revealed her true feelings.

Tools of the Architect Choose 50 different Daedalus Hammer enchantments

Accomplished Clear all missions (including Side Ops and Extra Ops)

Concordance Officer Collect all Trophies.

Good One, Babe Watch Deathtrap kill 50 enemies.
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Wrecking Machine Destroy 40 vehicles in the single player Campaign.

Dear Diary [Tape 2] Examined all items in Swann's secret spot.

Considered Opinion Chose all of the Head decisions

Dark Future Perform 50 Brutalities

Hold the Onions Clear an Infernal Gate without taking damage

Operation: Deep Sleep Knocked out 30 people with the Dart Gun

Quantum Solution Kill all versions of Wenjie within a 90-second period. Simple.

Something From Everyone Unlock each standard Keepsake

Civil Disobedience Ignore the elevator start order in Act 4-1. Instead, hold position and destroy all reinforcements.

Deathday Suit Kill the (mostly) naked character in each map.

Un-Unpacking [Tape 2] Packed your box in less than 3 minutes.

Dirty Little Secrets Found all witchcraft secrets

The Toxin Master Meet Oni-yuri

T-Bone: No Easy Fix Complete Act 2

Raining Blood Killed two Seraphs in one attack

Tell no one Meet the requirements of a Secret Event.

Happy Place Reach the highest point on the map

Combat Hardened Complete the Campaign on Veteran or Realism difficulty.

Choose Your Path Defeat 50 enemies in Heroes Vs Villains.

Eye See You [Tape 2] Revealed all the images from the Magic Eye book.
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Go Gentle Into That Good Light Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.

Speed King Achieved five-star ranks in all Time Attack stages

Gatherer Find 50% of the collectibles in the campaign

An Oath Fulfilled Complete Act 2 of the main story

The Interceptor Get 20 Killstreaks with Interceptor ships.

He Who Doesn't Exist Defeat the Mysterious Man in Hollow Bastion.

Crystal Relic Master Unlocked all upgraded Knack characters

Cursed No More Purify a Cursed piece of gear.

All Together Now Andrew has a good relationship with all characters

No Rest for the Wicked Completed all Torments

Tick Tock You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.

The Grand Tour Complete "The Grand Tour"

APEX Complete the multiplayer mode tutorial mission.

Pour Sammy! Fully renovated Sammy's

Death Blossom Defeat all Shinbakufu

ADAM Addict Resolve all the Little Sisters in Minerva's Den

Hello There Start the Campaign.

Spicy Boy Defeat Haderax the Invincible.

Epic Legendary Prize Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Secrets Too Dark Found all family secrets

No Photographs, Please! Killed 10 SpyBugs before they took your photo.

I’ll see you again in 27 years. [Tape 2] Called the wrong number.

There Has Been An Awakening Reach Rank 25.

A Blade of Memory Destroy all Teeth, Balloons and Jack-In-The-Boxes.

Grand Performance Defeat Troupe Leader Grimm