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Gunning For Your Job Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here Discover the movie theater.

Sequel-Bait Discover Dr. Gurgula's hideout in the Human Haven.

Epic Legendary Prize Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Legendary Bounty Hunter Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Series Wrap on Suit-O Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Lezduit! Obtain Lezduit.

Self-Actualization Defeat Nipulon.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Hardest Battle In The Game Defeat Dr. Giblets.

RIP Davey Glutes Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Who's The Boss? Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

That's a Keeper Meet Charles Rookwood in the Map Chamber

Followed the Butterflies Follow butterflies to a treasure

Rampage Complete your first raid in England

To England! Leave Norway

The Goodest Boi Reach the "Dog" ending.

I Saw That Town Complete New Game Plus on any difficulty.

Faster Than Fog Finish the game in under 10 hours.

As Close as You Like Finish the game without killing enemies using ranged weapons.

Everyday Life Complete 10 World Events

A Talent for Spending Spend 5 Talent Points
5/5

The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

A Keen Sense of Spell Invoke Ancient Magic for the first time

Troll with the Punches Survive the troll attack on Hogsmeade

First Class Student Attend your first class

The Sort Who Makes an Entrance Complete the introduction and finish the Sorting Ceremony

All Seems in Order Discover the secret of Room 106.

Journeyman Find all training manuals
8/8

Mechanist Fully upgrade a weapon

Looks Good On You Put a hat on your companion

Tools of the Trade Craft every item
13/13

Survival Training Learn 25 player upgrades
25/25

Specialist Learn all player upgrades in one branch

To serve and protect Acquire all the trophies.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Hard Boiled Help officers Kurtz and O'Neal solve a murder case.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Dead-On Score 150 points at the shooting range.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

There Can Only Be One All Old Factory hostiles neutralized in under 10 min.