Iceman40k

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.