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Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Play Dead Kill all the enemies in the 'Embedded' field of dead bodies.

Press [BOOM] to Defuse Blow up 3 tripwires with explosives.

Pit Stop Stop three APCs with Hadir's sniper rifle.

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

Companion Block Only use one cinder block and bring it to the end of 'Embedded'.

Ashes to Ashes Burn 4 enemies with a single molotov.

Lights Out Shut off the power to 4 buildings in 'Going Dark'.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Wild Fire Take down a flying Helicopter with a molotov.

Got Something on Your Face Spit on Barkov.

Two Birds Kill both soldiers with one shot in 'Hometown'.

Hang Time Kill 3 Enemies while you are on a ladder.

Wall Hax Save Alpha 3-2 from being downed.

Hot Swap Get at least one kill with eight different weapons when completing 'Old Comrades'.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.