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Protected Equipped a Charm

Forza San Celeste Enzo won the Palio

Read All About It Found a Newspaper

Guest of Honor Enzo found a new home

The Carusu Enzo escaped the mine

Versatile Expert Unlock 30 Talents.

Astral Potency Reach Aberrant Strength 100.

Graffiti Artist Complete the Mural in the Gap.

Repeating, Refracting Kill the Hedron.

Stop it at the Source Sever all the Hedron Links.

Zone Warden Unlock 40 Zone Upgrades.

Field Control Reach level 5 in every Zone.

Insidious Growth Kill the Resonant in the Park.

Honorable Discharge Kill the Resonant in the Unknown.

The First Link Sever the first Pattern Link.

Sibling Reunion Complete all Fault Rituals.

Astral Reconfiguration Kill the Resonant in the Underpass.

Paranatural Craftsman Equip 3 Artifacts.

Enemy of My Enemy Help with the CFD.

Curtain Fall Kill the Resonant in the West Incursion Zone.

SHÜM! Play a level in SHÜM!

Paranatural Apprentice Craft an Artifact.

Thermal Termination Kill the Resonant in Central.

Paranatural Agility Perform 3 Perfect Dodges in less than 6 seconds.

Rescue Mission Rescue Arish.

Core Competency Obtain a Health Upgrade or Power Upgrade.

Up to the Task Complete a World Feat.

Field Work Reach level 3 in any Zone.

Finalization Protocol Unlock a Combo Finisher.

Promising Recruit Unlock a Talent.

Artistic Liberation Kill the Resonant in Downtown.

Astral Construction Purchase an Aberrant Upgrade.

Parautilitarian Obtain your first Combat Ability.

Assigned to Accept Obtain Aberrant.

First Purchase Buy your first item.

Thorne Beater Defeat Thorne for the first time.

Meeting Kaishu Katsu Spoke with Kaishu Katsu at the Sumida River.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

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You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Just Making Things Worse Reach the "Abandoned" ending.