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Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

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You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Just Making Things Worse Reach the "Abandoned" ending.

Eraser Defeat the Weight.

Can't Change Things Exhaust the options in the Alternate Facility.

Find Yourself Make it back to the office on the 10th Floor.

Key To The Castle Unlock the path to CEG Tower.

Many Into One Accept the transfusion in the Alternate Medical Centre.

From Scratch Create 20 new items by combining others.

Isolating Experience Wait in a hiding spot for 60 seconds.

Observation Collect 50% of all documents.

The Patient Tend to the Patient.

Static Distractions Distract 10 Enemies with a radio in the world.

A Long Night Ahead Report to Dr. Glenn at the Medical Centre.

Resignation At the Shorefront Family Clinic, show Zoe you understand.

Welcome To St. Amelia Escape the Otherworld and return to the town square.

I'm The Best There Is... Collect all Trophies

Cut Just As Deep Kill 100 enemies with the Helix Claws
100/100

Recycled "Defeat" a Reaver using molten metal

Repressed Memories Unlock the hidden memory in Nightmare Trials

Harmer's Market Destroy all vendor stalls during the Sabretooth boss fight

Full Barrel Collect all Whisky Bottles
20/20

Blindsided Stealth kill 10 enemies blinded by Jean
10/10

Saturn Slam Drop Saturn onto The Hand in Japan

Crate Collector Collect all Material Crates
68/68

That's Cheating Free the stuffed animals from the claw machines

Pathways of the Mind Discover all Nightmare Doors
14/14

Poseidon's Kiss Activate the kissing toilet in the Tokyo bar bathroom

Ultimate Predator Reach Player Level 36
36/36

Secondary Mutations Reach Adaptation Level 10
10/10

One More Story Complete the Main Story

A Sinister End Defeat Essex

Small Mercies Set Walter free

Parry Perfected Parry 500 times
500/500

A Previous Life Learn the truth about your past

Had To Put Him Down Defeat Sabretooth

Adamantium Armory Craft enough suits to fully upgrade your Health
20/20

Undercover Dress up as Patch

Struck Dead Defeat Deathstrike

The Monster In Me Survive the Helix Engine

Careful What You Wish For Save "Walter"

Crash Course Survive Plane Crash

Ground Control Push 3 enemies out of the plane
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