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First Kills Are Special Defeat a zombie.

Get Used To It Die for the first time.

Eye Scream, You Scream Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
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Jellyfishing Defeat King Jellyfish in the Campaign

I Want an Award! Compete in your first local or online battle

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Car Cave Find the secret garage

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Black Market Find the shady merchant

French Fika Lick the croissant

Where is It? Find That clown

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

[REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

Streaking Run naked on the football field

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Egg Simulator Become an Egg

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

Not Alone Meet B-12.

Missed Jump Fall inside the city.

A Little Chatty Meow 100 times.

Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro

Satisfied Gus-tomer Obtain Gus.

Cold-Blooded Driller Defeat Krubis.

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

First Bounty Down Defeat 9-Torg.

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight Obtain Knifey.

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This Kill Slumsley.

Stump Get inside the big tree in the forest.

Gotcha Tag a monke.