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Ready For Deployment Reach rank 10 in Combat Training.

Articles Of Agreement Ensure the survival of all pirates in a street fight

Showroom Speedrun Buy 5 lamps and turn one room into a suspiciously bright display model.

New Save, Who This Ascend once and treat your old timeline like an awkward draft.

Billionaire Bulb Behavior Hold 1,000,000,000 money and start naming rooms after yourself.

Certified Loot Goblin Press 100 bonus elements and become a fully licensed collector of freebies.

Fifty Shades of Bright Reach level 50 and make the electric company nervous.

Edison Would Be Concerned Hold 100,000,000 money and terrify everyone named Thomas.

Money Printer With Feelings Hold 10,000,000 money and make capitalism slightly uncomfortable.

Touching Grass Is Expensive Hold 1,000,000 money and officially price yourself out of common sense.

Glow Up Arc Reach level 25 and enter your luminous character development.

Finger Cardio Press 1,000 times and convince yourself this counts as exercise.

Six Figures, No Lampshade Hold 100,000 money and pretend this was always the plan.

Shiny Distraction Press 10 bonus elements and prove you will always chase the glowing thing.

Ten K and a Dream Hold 10,000 money and unlock dangerous levels of confidence.

Watt Are We Doing Reach level 10. At this point the bulb has become a lifestyle.

Patch Notes Personality Buy 50 upgrades and make optimization your entire personality.

Wallet With Delusions Hold 1,000 money and begin speaking exclusively in investment terms.

Certified Bright Child Reach level 5 and prove you can legally operate a lamp.

Spare Change, Huge Ego Hold 100 money and immediately act like a tiny tycoon.

Receipt Powered Buy 10 upgrades and solve your problems with increasingly expensive buttons.

The Deep End Defeat an Elder Guardian.

Dry Spell Dry a Sponge in a Furnace.

Local Brewery Brew a potion.

Stayin’ Frosty Swim in lava while having the Fire Resistance effect.

Pot Planter Craft and place a Flower Pot.

Music to my Ears Play a music disc in a Jukebox.

On A Rail Travel by minecart to a point at least 500m in a single direction from where you started.

Saddle Up Tame a Horse.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location

Smooth Operator Craft an item

A Poxy Bird Captain your own ship (complete Sequence 2, Memory 6)

Backs To The Wall Kill an enemy with a wall takedown

Yo Ho… Learn a new shanty

Lively Havana Get a tour of Havana (complete Sequence 2, Memory 1)

When Pigs Fly Use a saddle to ride a pig, then have the pig get hurt from fall damage while riding it.

Enchanter Construct an Enchantment Table.

Into The Nether Construct a Nether Portal.

Lion Hunter Gain the trust of an Ocelot.

Librarian Build some bookshelves to improve your enchantment table.

Party Animal Win 10 multiplayer games while playing in Party Games playlists.

Passing the Time Play for 100 days.

Super Fuel Power a Furnace with Lava.

Trained Up Win 10 multiplayer games while playing in Combat Training playlists.

Give me liberty, or give me death Escape Vorkuta.

Vehicular Slaughter Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break.

Sacrifice Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba.

Death to Dictators Take down Castro with a headshot.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Atlantis? Find an underwater ruin.