HastenMason

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Car Cave Find the secret garage

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

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Egg Simulator Become an Egg

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

French Fika Lick the croissant

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Where is It? Find That clown

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

Streaking Run naked on the football field

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro

Stand-in In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in solo or co-op.

The Platinum Falcon All trophies acquired. The stuff that dreams are made of.

S’all in the Cards Win 30 Baseball Card matches. Home Run!

Everybody Loves Rayguns Unlock X1 D-Mousifier - Spike-D’s “exclusive gun of sorts.”

Card Shark Collect all Baseball Cards. A real gathering, innit?

The Prequel Collect all comic strips. Some things never change.

Extra! Extra! Collect all issues of the Mouseburg Herald. Even the weird ones.

Quint’s Delight Kick the Wallop Bay shark till it drops the license plate.

Smoked Cheese and Mirrors Wrap up the Missing Magician case.

Tip of the Cheeseberg Rest easy, detective. Case closed… or is it?

Tricks of the Trade Unlock all special abilities.

We’ll B.A.N.G., ok? Upgrade every weapon to tier 3.

Guns, Lots of Guns Collect all non-corporate-locked weapon.

So, Whodunit? Pin every clue to your evidence board.

Real Deal Gumshoe Complete every side job. Dot those i’s, detective.

Misfortunes of the Missing Magician Find key clues in the Missing Magician case.

Spike-D 16 TONS Crush 20 enemies with heavy objects in a single playthrough.

Tinsel Boulevard Wrap up the Blue Betty case.

Burdens of Blue Betty Find key clues in the Blue Betty case.

Our Lesser Brothers Wrap up the Shrew Shortage case.

Herr Flick of the Wrist Clock a BMP agitator right in the snout.

Secrets of the Shrew Shortage Find key clues in the Shrew Shortage case.

Firestarter Blast 20 enemies in a single playthrough by shooting at explosive barrels.

Dime Novel Sleuth Complete 5 side jobs.

Babe Got Bat Collect 10 Baseball Cards.