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Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Frequent Flyer Travel 5 kilometers using Static Thrusters.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Feel the Urn Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Good Sphere Good guys put a stop to the madness.

AC/DC Drain 750 megawatts of power from Empire City.

Just Scratched the Surface Collect all Dead Drops in the Neon District.

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

Good Finish Beat the game as a Hero.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... Collect all Uber Chests

Civic Leader Take over all territory in the Warren.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Member of the Mineral Club Find 50% of the Shards.

Urban Designer Take over all territory in the Historic District.

Doctor Cole Heal 250 pedestrians.