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Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Frequent Flyer Travel 5 kilometers using Static Thrusters.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Feel the Urn Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

AC/DC Drain 750 megawatts of power from Empire City.

Good Sphere Good guys put a stop to the madness.

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... Collect all Uber Chests

Just Scratched the Surface Collect all Dead Drops in the Neon District.

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Good Finish Beat the game as a Hero.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Eye Sore Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.