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Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Frequent Flyer Travel 5 kilometers using Static Thrusters.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Feel the Urn Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... Collect all Uber Chests

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

AC/DC Drain 750 megawatts of power from Empire City.

Good Sphere Good guys put a stop to the madness.

Just Scratched the Surface Collect all Dead Drops in the Neon District.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.