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Your gift is accepted Made an offering

Your pocket feels heavier... Understood the margin of page 17

Ding Rang the Eastern Bell

A Sword! Found a sword

What just happened? Was resurrected

A Stick! Found a stick

Alright, that felt AWESOME! Defeated your first enemy with a Rhythm Parry Attack.

Perfect Parry Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 15 times.
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You got this, Peppermint? Destroy 10 barriers by calling in Peppermint.
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Thanks for the free chip, Peppermint! Purchase and equip your first upgrade chip.

Cream of the Crop Come out on top with a battle against the head of Production.

I play my own way! Purchase and equip your first Special Attack.

Who put gears in there? Destroyed your first golden statue of Kale.

You can pet the cat! Play with 808 in the hideout.

I look cool. But I can look COOLER. Equip any costume.

Start with a bang! Take out the last line of defense at Quality Assurance.

Feeling the beat! Land 20 beat-hit attacks on enemies.
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Earwax: Aural Surgeon Win the game and win the most likes

Earwax: Bodily Malfunction Win a game without using any bodily function sound effects

Earwax: Yada Yada Win a round with two voice sound effects

Bidiots: Art of the Screw Screw a player and have them actually end up buying that piece of art

Quiplash XL: Quip Tease Get a Quiplash (sweep votes in a  5+ player game)

Fibbage 2: True Lies Write a Lie that's actually the Truth

Quiplash 3: Schmitty Schmackdown Get a Quiplash against Schmitty in the Final Round

Blood and Iron Defeat Lesmes of the Confraternity of Incorruptible Flesh.

The Sharpest Tool in the Shed Defeat the Sentinel of the Emery.

I am the Sun Defeat 4 enemies with a single Supernova

Evening the Odds Equip a Trinket

Hear my Plea Begin Zau's journey with Kalunga

Blood and Gold Defeat Orospina of the Confraternity of Embroiderers.

Perked Up Fully Rank Up one Perk

Bancho Sushi is Back! Fixed the Sushi Restaurant.

Better Equipment Made first equipment upgrade.

Undersea Gunslinger Completed the gun tutorial.

Saved Dave! First time bringing Dave back from the brink of death.

Second Skin Craft 5 Pieces of Armor

First Contact Complete "First Contact"

Wild West Virginian Reach Level 10

Ain't He the Cutest? Collect a Bobblehead

A Fighting Chance Craft a Weapon

We Must Rebuild Build 20 C.A.M.P. Items

Happy C.A.M.P.er Build a C.A.M.P.

Final Departure Complete "Final Departure"

A Real Challenger Complete 20 Challenges

Junker Funk Gather 200 Pieces of Junk

Second Helpings Complete "Second Helpings"

Tested Mettle Complete 5 Challenges

Reclamation Day! Leave Vault 76

The Anointed One Kill 300 enemies using Veredicto.
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Blood and Dust Defeat the Great Preceptor Radamés.