HangryRad

Bolt Action Acquire Zeus’ Fury

Don't They Ever Shut Up! Defeat the Desert Sirens

Hitman Get a 100 Hits Combo

Sword Man Acquire Blade of Artemis

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Equalizer Kill 75 enemies with the rifle.

Get the Ball Rolling Complete the Challenge of Atlas

Roll Over ... and Die Win the first Cerberus fight

Kratos' Marble Collection Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Totally Baked Complete the Sacrifice

Key to Success Collect all of the Muse Keys

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

KNOW YOUR PARTNER Connor found all the clues about Hank

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

CONFESSION Connor made the android confess

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.