Gryzler

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lullaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chord Tweak Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chordaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: A Rolling Frolic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Cuts, Scrapes and Scratches Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Roll The Bass Dice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Uh Oh Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: It's Getting Tense In Here Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Muting Technique Complete the Beat School level.

Death Mode: Hills n' Spills Complete the Death Mode level.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Death Mode: Purgatory #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Sneak n' Deke Complete the Death Mode level.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Death Mode: Rowdy Cloudy Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Purgatory #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

The Hekseville Phantom Completed Episode 4.

The End Completed the game