Goldjit

Survivor Survive Birth

Adaptation Evolve for the first time

Growing Up Reach Teen Growth

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Infamy Level 1 Reached Infamy Level 1

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Survived Again Survive Again

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Champion Win the Season Championship

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou