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Not Classy Took Paulie to a Place of Disrepute

Friends and Family Completed "The Death of Art"

A Life of Crime Completed the game on Easy, Medium, or Hard difficulty

That Last Big Score Completed "Moonlighting"

Quite the Collection Collected 15 vehicles in the Garage

Into the Lion's Den Completed "Just For Relaxation"

A View from the Top Completed "Election Campaign"

Heat from the Cops Lost the cops after accruing a five star police chase

The Day the War Ended Completed "Crème de la Crème"

When God Stops Smiling Completed "You Lucky ..."

Death on the Water Completed "Happy Birthday"

The Day the War Began Completed "Bon Appétit"

Best Laid Plans Completed "Great Deal"

Blood on Beech Hill Completed "Visiting Rich People"

Rat in the House Completed "Omerta"

Your Canuck Cousins Completed "A Trip to the Country"

Murder in the House of God Completed "The Saint and the Sinner"

Storm Cloud over Chinatown Completed "Better Get Used to It"

Good Night for a Walk Anyways Completed "Sarah"

You died (not a big surprise) Die for the first time. Get used to it.

Eye Five Complete Episode 3

All Clear: Estel Clear all stages in single-player mode as Estel.

My Work Here is Done Obtain all trophies.

Bleeding Knuckles Reach a lifetime score of 5,000,000.

All Clear: Shiva Clear all stages in single-player mode as Shiva.

The Possibilities Are Endless Unlock all alternate moves.

All Clear: Max Clear all stages in single-player mode as Max.

Maniac Get an S-Rank on all stages on Hard difficulty or higher.

All Clear: SOR3 Clear all stages in single-player mode with a "SOR3" character.

All Clear: SOR2 Clear all stages in single-player mode with a "SOR2" character.

Clown Wars Lead an army of 3 clowns.

I Am the One Reach level 30 in survival mode.

All Clear: Adam Clear all stages in single-player mode as Adam.

Ultimate Warrior Unlock all alternate moves for one character.

Phantom in the Hull Reach level 18 in survival mode.

100 Yen Clear the Arcade mode on Hard difficulty or higher.

Perfect Complete a stage without taking damage.

All Clear: Floyd Clear all stages in single-player mode as Floyd.

Hot & Spicy Prevent Tabasco from being defeated in the third Montezuma mission "Quetzalcoatl".

Truly Countless Bodies Defeat all opponents before 30 minutes have elapsed in the fifth Attila the Hun mission "The Catalaunian Fields".

Friends, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears Convert Afonso de Albuquerque without killing a single Portuguese unit in the fifth Francisco de Almeida mission "A Son's Blood".

Relic Hoarder Collect all Relics on the map in the fifth Suryavarman mission "Nirvanapada".

Offense Is the Best Defense Defeat all opponents before constructing a Wonder in the sixth Saladin mission "The Lion and the Demon".

The Missionary Collect all Relics in the first El Cid mission "Brother Against Brother".

All Clear: Cherry Clear all stages in single-player mode as Cherry.

Empire of the Steppes Complete the Tamerlane Campaign.

Raging Wildfire Conquer Delhi at least 5 minutes before the timer expires in the fourth Tamerlane mission "Sultan of Hindustan".

Too Lame To Tame Loot 500 gold with Keshiks.

Skeleton Crude Defeat Bones

Six Feet Under Throw an enemy into an open grave