Gethron

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Strength in Numbers Create or join a clan.

For Posterity Photo mode: take a photo of a group of 4 agents.

Under Lady Liberty's Gaze Complete the manhunt and eliminate Aaron Keener.

Liberation Prevent the missile launch and defeat Aaron Keener.

Boiling Point Shutdown the Cleaners' oil refinery and defeat Vivian Conley.

Packrat Collect 50% of Data Drive files in the Bloodline expansion

Over The Hill Reach Level 40 with an agent.

Plummeting Stock Defeat James Dragov at the NYC Stock Exchange.

Deep Underground Shut down the Cleaners' drill and eliminate Javier Kajika.

Five Finger Discount Remove 10 electronic parts from Conglomerate terminals

Time for a Frenzied Rumble First crack the shell, then crack what's inside