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Skirmisher Get 1st place in Quick Match 10 times
10/10

Ultimate Racer Defeat all rivals
23/23

Gearhead Obtain all rewards granted by race count
7/7

Loyal Customer Use Donpa Tickets to buy an item

AI Outrunner Win against a Rival Team

Safe Driver Finish a Time Trial without touching a wall once

Fully Licensed Rank up the Gadget Plate until 6 slots are unlocked
4/4

Grand Slam Win in all Grand Prix
8/8

New Horizons Unlock the Secret Grand Prix

Rival Buster Defeat a rival 5 times
5/5

Raising the Bar Achieve a new registered personal record on any course

Medalist Obtain A Rank or higher medals on any course

Resourceful Racer Obtain 5 item boxes during a Time Trial race

Tinkerer Rank up the Gadget Plate
1/1

Grand Prix Champion Win any Grand Prix

Flawless Racing Achieve a perfect win in any Grand Prix

Star Seeker Get all Red Star Rings in any course

Doki Doki Literature Club Plus! Platinum Good job! Completed all tasks!

Breakthrough Achieve 100% data collection.

Let's get down to the nitty gritty... four Boss Stem Cells active

Not so tough You slayed 100 elites. Badman.

The Dance You beat the "Time Keeper" without taking a single hit.

Steam rolled. You beat "The Concierge" without taking a single hit!

Never fallen Finish the game with "Ygdar Orus Li Ox" in your possesion!

Harder Better Faster Stronger Finish the game with three Boss Stem Cells active

Deft extraction Absorb your fourth Boss Stem Cell

Size doesn't matter You beat "The Giant"!

Hot and cold Reach the Guardian's Haven for the first time.

You dig Reach the Cavern for the first time.

Pimp my ride. Unlock 10 skills.

Finished, without fear. Finish the game with two Boss Stem Cells active

Artful extraction Absorb your third Boss Stem Cell

What? There's nothing wrong with these... Finish the game with the starter sword, bow or shield.

Up, Guards, and at them again! Finish the game with a Boss Stem Cell active.

Masterful extraction Absorb your second Boss Stem Cell

Do you need... A hand?? Bahaha! Beat the Hand of the King without taking a single hit.

Ohhhhhh! That hurt! Die while carrying at least 100 cells. Burn.

Tactical Mastermind Create, customize and name your own Tactic

The dead center of the island... Reach the Graveyard for the first time.

It rubs the lotion on its skin! Reach the Prison Depths for the first time.

Cheers! Reach the Derelict Distillery for the first time!

Bag of Tricks Kill the Vendor Mimic.

The Bank always wins in the end Reach the Bank for the first time.

Surgical extraction Absorb your first Boss Stem Cell

The last rampart falls... Beat the Hand of the King.

Absolution Be cursed... Survive.

Stonks Review Paula's project plan.

Buy my mixtape Spend 20 minutes listening to music on the desktop.

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Dan says hi Find Dan's special note.