FunkyJazzSpider

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Specialist Earn the Mastery for a weapon mod

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Welcome to the New World Earn the right to take on two-star assignments.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Commander Niall Defeated Commander Niall

Fire Giant Defeated Fire Giant

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Erdtree Aflame Used kindling to set the Erdtree aflame

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Godskin Duo Defeated Godskin Duo

Shardbearer Mohg Defeated Shardbearer Mohg

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree Defeated Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree

Maliketh the Black Blade Defeated Maliketh the Black Blade

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Hoarah Loux, Warrior Defeated Hoarah Loux, Warrior

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

The Beginning of a Samurai Reached level 10.
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Lichdragon Fortissax Defeated Lichdragon Fortissax

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.