FreddyGPaulsen

Box Your Ears Kill 15 enemies with melee attacks

The Marksman Kill 5 enemies with a headshot during Blacksight

Undivided Attention Kill 25 enemies during Blacksight

Brilliant! Shoot an airborne grenade during Blacksight

Well-read Inspect all newspapers

Power of Observation Inspect all objects

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Rain Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Archivist Collect all phonograph cylinders

Detail Oriented Inspect all photographs and documents

Inspector First Class Find all inspect items

The Grail Collect all Trophies

Illuminated Collect all Neon Lumens

Chooser of the Slain Defeat the nine Valkyries