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Anyway, Here's "Firewall" Activate the Backburner's firewall.

It's Like That One Video Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.

Hmmmmm... Wield the Mysterious Amulet.

Dang Girl, You Ace At This Game Win the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple.

Make it Raaaaaid Vanquish the Ancient Dragons of Destruction.

Girl's Gotta Eat Feed thy noble queen thrice during a single visit to her quarters.

Shorty, You So Best Complete thy quest by rescuing yonder queen.

Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' Demonstrate your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides.

They Was All "Hey, That's Mine!" Unsheathe 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area.

Yaaaaaay Introduce thyself to the White Knight.

I Totes Planned That Boss Slay Mister Boney Pants Guy.

Been There Discover all named locations in Hammerlock's Hunt.

Face Off Complete the mission "The Fall of Nakayama".

Completionist Complete all Pirate's Booty side missions.

Gadabout Discover all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas.

Treasure Hunter Complete the mission "X Marks the Spot".

Painbow Connection Equip effervescent-quality gear in all slots (except class mod).

Obsessed Collect 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage.

Motorhead Complete all Campaign of Carnage side missions.

Explosive Complete the mission "Long Way To The Top".

Cute Loot Kill a Chubby.

Decked Out Have Purple-rarity gear or better equipped in every slot.

Capped Out... For Now Reach level 50.

Did It All Complete all side missions.

World Traveler Discover all named locations.

Blight Explorer Discover all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron.

Up High, Down Low Give Claptrap a high-five.

Tribute To A Vault Hunter Get an item from Michael Mamaril.

Urban Explorer Discover all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood.

Highlands Explorer Discover all named locations in The Highlands, Thousand Cuts, and Wildlife Exploitation Preserve.

Thresher Thrashed Defeat Terramorphous the Invincible.

What does it mean? I can't even capture it on my camera.

Cool Story, Bro Defeat Jack.

Knowing Is Half The Battle Complete the mission "Data Mining".

Feels Like The First Time Open the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone.

Bombs Away Complete the mission "Toil And Trouble".

An Angel's Wish Complete the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread".

Identity Theft Complete the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack".

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Well, That Was Easy Complete the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face".

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

High-Flying Hurler Kill a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon.

Goliath, Meet David Allow a Goliath to level up four times before killing him.

Went Five Rounds Complete Round 5 of any Circle of Slaughter.

Always Improving Reach level 25.

Can See My House From Here Complete the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City".

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

Arctic Explorer Discover all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.