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No, I'm Your Step Grandfather Choose "Because I'm your step grandfather"

I'm a Fast Boy Escape the slap

Stinky in Here Choose "Take it out with your hands"

Arrrg! Escape the kiss

Grow Your Plumbing Business Choose "Continue pretending you are a plumber"

Let me Check Your Pipes Choose "As a plumber"

I'm Not The Impostor Choose "As her dead husband"

A Common Synonym of Serious is Sedate Choose "Never mind, i'm good"

Ahah! Take This Choose "Insult her back"

Conqueror of the Sea Seized the Oil Rig

Rookie Pal Slayer Obtained 5 Pal bounty tokens

Skilled Pal Tamer Caught 50 kinds of Pals

Novice Angler Caught 10 Pals

Forest Sovereign Defeated Lily & Lyleen

Successful Infiltration Cleared 1 organization base

Freshman Surveyor Found 10 new areas

Inhuman Act Caught a Human

The Hospital Find your way out of the Hospital

The Ranch Leave the Ranch

Projecting Look at all the children's drawings in the basement of "The Ranch."

Music Single Collect a mixtape.

Distracted Child Collect a toy.

Prologue Find Martin.

You might need a therapist now Do all the choices in the game.

Shotgun time Choose "The Resistance"

Mission failed respect lost Choose "No"

This is awful Choose "Watch a training video"

That bear is sus Choose "The future of mankind depends on you"

Emma will not remember that Choose "Bowls"

This story doesn't make any sense Choose "Why the bear?"

You were the chosen one! Choose "The Killer Bees"

Mission passed respect gained Choose "Yes"

Learning as never been this boring Choose "Teach them to shoot"

Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee Shoot the bee

Smarty Pants Choose "Explain the situation"

Wait... You can fail this game?! Get a game over

Epic 360 No Scope! Choose "Kill her"

Boohoo.. no honey for you Choose "In my world people can't eat honey"

Impressive Gameplay Choose "Whoopee Cushion"

I'm scared of what's coming Choose "Can't we get someone more badass"

When the Haters Dab Back Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section

A Little Extra Recover 20% more treasure than the Captain demanded during an expedition

Greed Rewarded Recover 50% more treasure than the Captain demanded during an expedition

Power Shot Score a goal using the Power Shot mechanic

Death to Dictators Take down Castro with a headshot.

Eaten by a Grue Play Zork on the terminal.

Insert Coin Access the terminal and battle the forces of the Cosmic Silverback in Dead Ops Arcade.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Smooth Operator Craft an item

A Poxy Bird Captain your own ship (complete Sequence 2, Memory 6)