Flambunctious

The Sword and the Shield Kurum and Balathu chose to fight together

Mom's Knife Kill Satan with Isaac

A Secret Exit Complete ??? 3 times

The Foreman Complete "Factory"

New Area Kill Hush for the first time

It Lives Kill Mom's Heart 11 times

Hoarder of Wealth Have 666 gold coins.

Keeper of Secrets Take confession.

To Me, To You Enter a multiplayer only area.

Flock of All Gain 20 Followers.

Cannibal Cook a Follower meat meal.

Teach a Lamb to Fish Catch 1 of every fish.

Naked Lunch Attend dinner whilst being naked.

Man's Worst Friend Get mauled by a guard dog.

Statistician Max out all 3 character statistics.

Criminal Mastermind Max out the Intellect statistic.

The Olympian Max out the Fitness statistic.

Ripped on the inside Max out the Strength statistic.

All Mod Cons Use a customised character in-game.

Weed Killer Defeat Kyle in his sacred grove.

Fields of Flame Set 4 or more enemies on fire with no more than 2 seconds in between each.

Tap That Maple Syrup Kill an Ent with Bleeding damage.

Found the Toot Button Relieve the buildup of natural pressures in the gastrointestinal tract through quick, albeit semi-musical, bursts of gaseous release.

Legendary Acquire a Legendary Upgrade.

Holiday Blues Escape the Centre Perks 2.0 prison.

Dr. Love Get whisked away by a hunky medic.

Artful Dodger Craft an item.

Open Prison Play a Classic game online.

Something from the future Beat the Basement 40 times

Perfect Prologue Complete the Prologue Level without falling off the edge.

The Legend Begins Return after experiencing death.

We'll train your arse off! Completed a match in Single VS Battle.

Talkative You have heard a taste of the old man's wisdom. (Listen to Old Man 10 times)

The First Mould Cast the very first clayborn mould.

The Johnny Experience Witness all Johnny-related incidents.

Peeress of Pull-Ups Complete all pull-up challenges.

Whack-a-Box Wunderkind Complete all Hard difficulty Whack-a-Box challenges.

Snappy Dresser Obtain three bridal candidate outfits.

Dancing Queen Received a gift from Andrea for being a dance superstar.

Sultan of Squat Complete all squat challenges.

Summon Slayer Defeat a summon in battle.

Say It with Flowers Decorate the Leaf House with a floral arrangement.

Crate Annihilator Complete all Normal difficulty Whack-a-Box challenges.

In Lockstep Bypass the delta-level security lock in Mako Reactor 5.

Cleanup Crew Obtain the Chocobo & Moogle materia.

Heavenly Dart Player Rise to the top of the Seventh Heaven darts leaderboard.

My First Summon Invoke a summon.

Materia for Beginners Level up an orb of materia.

My First Ability Max out a weapon's proficiency.

Gotta Start Somewhere Complete a quest.