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Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hypercaffeinated You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Gunless Wonder You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

Picking Up After Yourself You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.

Every Nook and Cranny You have discovered all of the hidden chests.

Bright Falls Aficionado You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

An Idyllic Small Town You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Meet the Deadline You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Forza San Celeste Enzo won the Palio

Guest of Honor Enzo found a new home