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The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Heroes Aren't Born Complete memory sequence 1.

Good While It Lasted Complete memory sequence 2.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

Hard Crash Perform 10 vehicle take downs

Mixing Up The Medicines Complete memory sequence 6.